Thursday, June 10, 2010

10 Reasons Why Watching Marion Hossa Lift the Stanley Cup Feels Like Watching My Best Friend Give My Boyfriend a Blow Job

1) It's awkward.
 
2) It's infuriating.
 
3) You know exactly what it tastes like.
 
4) You can't do anything but just sit there and watch.
 
5) You feel betrayed.
 
6) It leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
 
7) It's painful to watch when it gets kissed.
 
8) You wonder what people will say when they find out the next day.
 
9) You just feel like crying.
 
10) Wait WHO won the Stanley Cup????

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