To our left, we have a picture of Alexander the Great getting fucked by Marc-Andre Fleury.Unfortunately for #8, Fleury only opted to remove his dick from Ovechkin's ass in the middle of the 2nd when he got a goal that MAF coughed up on an easy gimme that's going to have Marc-Andre facepalming for the next decade.
Superman Varlamov (aka the Rookie), on the other hand, let 4 by before getting replaced by the guy he replaced, Jose Theodore, who then let another 2 hit the net.
Sid's awesome. Ovechkin sucks. Our Russian is better than their Russian. End Chapter 2.
Chapter 3 starts as soon as NBC announces the worst time to air NHL playoff games and then airs them at those specified times.
Meanwhile, Bruce "Boohoo" Boudreau will be sunning himself on a rock somewhere in the French Rivera and sending postcards back home that resemble a Cialis commercial (see right).
GO PENS!
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