I'm getting ready to go to work, somehow made it thru the night. No idea how. My period is out of fucking control. After being fucked up for Feb, March and just Whoa-Nelly-Disappearing during April, its come back with a MIGHTY debt to settle in May... the whole bit: bloating, cramps, crankiness, cravings, mondo horny. Shit just isn't right.
I know its disgusting and I probably shouldn't blog about my period but Holy Mother of God... how am I still alive? Cartman doesn't know. I sure as fuck don't know either.
As I said earlier this week, thanks God/Mother Nature for the reminder that I can bear children. Why does it have to be such a huge fucking mess?!
Why the fuck would you post about this shit?
ReplyDeletestfu James, you realize you're going to have to get used to stuff like this when you get all lovey with your main squeeze back in the AK, right? Calm down.
ReplyDeleteWell theres only one person I want to hear it from and its definetly not you lol
ReplyDeleteListen, I posted the disclaimer. Since you're such a delicate flower, I'd think you'd do well to avoid WARNING posts in the future.
ReplyDeleteNext thing I write about will be about sunshine, roses, and happy squirrels skipping hand-in-hand through a meadow on a bright, beautiful summer day.
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSs
ReplyDeleteJAMES IS ON VENT CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE AN ATTENTION WHORE AND WISHES HE COULD SLEEP WITH YOU BEING MONDO HORNY AND ALL
ReplyDeleteOr qwiggalo is being a bitch and trying to start shit, ignore that shit
ReplyDeleteJust kidding i'm a fag.
ReplyDeleteI heard you blog about your period, is this true?
ReplyDeleteDisregard that, I suck cocks.
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeleteI MISS YOU PENNIFER
ReplyDeleteI SHOW MY DICK TO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
ReplyDeleteHey Sayeh,
ReplyDeleteI was thinking maybe we would make a better couple than me and Megan. Pittsburgh seems like a lovely place, Alaska was kinda gay. I like long walks on the beach, spinning tunes from my decks and sucking dicks. Do you have a dick? Anyway, im just putting how I feel out there. I am a delicate flower please don't hurt me.
Love James <3 :).
PS. I'll pay ;)
Oh fuck this isn't a private message.
ReplyDeleteI knew that if I started talking about my period, you idiots would come out of the woodwork.
ReplyDeleteDoes it suck being that predictable?
I love my bed.
ReplyDeleteAll girls should talk about their periods all the time. I want to know every last detail.
ReplyDeleteGreat I need my red-wings I will be right over deal?
ReplyDeleteTypical woman always blabbering on about something to do with her vagina because everyone needs to know. Fuck you and your family.
ReplyDeleteUpdate: 5 days later and my period's over. I'm surprised you guys miss me so much as to keep posting about it though.
ReplyDelete<3