Thursday, July 8, 2010

Irony is My Dog's Middle Name

He was dead asleep.

I had to pee. 

He gets seperation anxiety.

I was going to put him in his crate.  Flashes of him drinking a bowl full of water flashed through my head... he would pee in his crate as soon as he realized he was alone.  I didn't want to clean up more puppy accidents today. 

The 5 year old in me reasoned that if I took him into the bathroom with me, he wouldn't cry or get scared and, most of all, he wouldn't pee.

I picked him up.  Put him down.  Dropped my pants and did my business.

And so did he... as he stared at me as if to say "You're a fucking grown up. You know better."

Touché, Monty.  Touché!

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