Great Moments in Cohabited History, vol. 3

My boyfriend and I live together... here's an insider's look into our relationship.

[This conversation all happened via text. It should also be stated that I've been sick, hence the reference.]

Me: When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.
Him: Bueller? Bueller?
Me: At least I'm not in a Red Wings jersey.
Him: And they're from Chicago. Doesn't make sense.
Me: Cameron likes the Red Wings... I hate the Blackhawks so if I lived in Chi Town, I wouldn't wear a Blackhawks jersey either.
Him: You'd Wear a Turco jersey.
Me: I'd wear an ATL Byfuglien jersey with a sign that said "WHERE'S YOUR CUP NOW?"
Him: You'd wear a Huet jersey cuz he's from France.
Me: French ppl are dumb.
Him: LOL, wow. Hater.
Me: <3

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Great Moments in Cohabited History, vol 2

My boyfriend and I live together. Here's an insider's look into our relationship.

[In Au Bon Pain on 7th & Wm Penn Pl in Downtown. He gets up to leave to go to class]
Me (calling across the restaurant): I love you!
Him (walking out the door): Yeah.
Me: Oh...
Guy at the register: LOL!!!!

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Great Moments in Cohabited History, vol 1

My boyfriend and I live together. Here's an insider's look into our relationship.



Me (calling from the kitchen): Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabe... I'm mad at you!
Him (from upstairs in the bedroom, panicked): What? Why? What did I do???
Me: We don't have any Dijon mustard.
Him (pausing, trying to figure out my logic, gives up): Uh, how is us not having any mustard my fault?!
Me: Because you're the one that eats it and there's none here now and I'm making a turkey sandwich.

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