Great Moments in Cohabited History, vol 1

My boyfriend and I live together. Here's an insider's look into our relationship.



Me (calling from the kitchen): Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabe... I'm mad at you!
Him (from upstairs in the bedroom, panicked): What? Why? What did I do???
Me: We don't have any Dijon mustard.
Him (pausing, trying to figure out my logic, gives up): Uh, how is us not having any mustard my fault?!
Me: Because you're the one that eats it and there's none here now and I'm making a turkey sandwich.

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