Sidney Crosby: AMG SCORE GOALS WILL YOU?

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that these questions surrounding Sidney Crosby's "drought" were brought up by Capitals fans because you know... if the star isn't scoring goals, the team is totally golfing, right?

Right, Mike Green?

So when asked, as a Pens fan, if am I concerned about Sidney Crosby not scoring a goal the answer is a resounding "No and you're an idiot for thinking I would be." Why? Well basically because of the HMS Hal Gill.

Gill became a household name in Pittsburgh all over again while he held Alexander Ovechkin nearly scoreless in the Canadiens' series over the Capitals last month. Gill's a huge brick wall of awesome. Naturally he's going to have similar magic against Sidney Crosby. Duh.

You Yinzer fans out there that didn't take Hal Gill into account when you started screaming about a sweep in the 2nd round are a bunch of dumbasses and you shouldn't be at all surprised that Sid hasn't scored a goal when Gill's been on the ice for something like 72 of Sid's 98 shifts during this series.

More reasons I'm not worried? Kris Letang and Sergei Gonchar.

While the HMS Hal Gill was busying himself with the best player in the league, the Penguins defensemen, namely Kris Letang and Sergei Gonchar, were busying themselves beating Halak from the blue line.

"I'm not sure its possible but he might be even more handsome with a beard," my boyfriend on Kris Letang.

I'd also like to point out that on Letang's goal last night, Sarge had the 2nd assist. On Sarge's goal, Orpik had the 1st assist. If the Mellon was Twitter, #PensDmen would have been trending.

So all in all, what I'm trying to say is that if the media wants to make a big deal out of Sid not scoring, let them. It'll make it even more huge when he gets a "Sidney Crosby Hat Trick" (a goal, an assist and a save) in the Bell Centre tomorrow night.

Or it'll make it even more amazing when the Habs fall to the Pens, at home, without Canada's Favorite Son scoring a single goal against them.

Aux fans du Canadiens:

Please, please. Please. Keep booing the guy that brought the first Mens Hockey Gold Medal on home soil to you. Please. Get chants like "Crosby Sucks" going in the Bell Centre. Boo him whenever he touches the puck. He loves it...

Et les fans des Penguins de vous en seront reconnaissants. Bitches.

Go Pens!