Saturday, September 11, 2010

Way I Entertain Myself #721: Wrong Numbers

No one has our house phone number (not even us) so when the phone rings, we automatically know its either a wrong number or a telemarketer.

Today, the phone rang.  I answered.  "Bonjour."  Silence.  "'Allo?"

"Yo man, where the fuck did you call?"

"'Allo??"

"Yo... yo where the fuck?"

"'Allo??"

"Hey.  Hey man who is this?"

"Comment allez vous?  'Allo?  Ce qui se passe??"

Click.

I hung up the phone and looked at my boyfriend.  He was staring at me.  "They won't be calling back." I said matter of factly.

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